Coworker calls out the entire office, CC's everyone in bold resignation email: 'I've had a great time watching the walls change color slower than my career progression'

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  • A blonde woman wearing a white shirt expresses shock at something on her phone.
  • Dear Team, After seven years in the same position, I've finally decided to break free before I start growing roots into my office chair I figure it's time to let someone else battle the endless email chains and mysterious disappearing pens.
  • I've had a great time here watching the walls change color slower than my career progression. If office plants had a union, they'd probably have more rights by now. I'll always remember the thrill of the printer jamming at the worst possible moment in the plant....
  • Thank you all for the laughs, the drama, and the occasional existential crises. Here's to hoping my next role involves fewer forms and more fun!
  • coffeejn • 5h ago Nice e-mail, funny without insulting anyone.
  • Zestyclose-Fee67... ·4h ago "I've had a great time here watching the walls change color slower than my career progression." This motherf knows how to quit. I'm in love.
  • LJski 6h ago • Nice touch. The right touch of calling out the work environment, and yet taking responsibility for one's career.
  • angrynori 2h ago I feel this so much. I've been a top performer on my team for almost 4 years. I've applied for 4 different promotions and got turned down every time for bullO
  • reasons. I'm watching people with less experience than me get moved up. I'm sick of it.
  • I've applied for so many jobs. outside of this company and haven't heard anything back. I got 1 interview but didn't make it all the way through. I'm about ready to quit and start doordashing instead.
  • A laptop is open to a webpage of a personal Gmail account with several unread emails against a colorful, blue wall.
  • Shin-Kami 4h ago DO thats solid. Calling everyone out without any insult. That E-Mail is very well written.
  • • Olog-Guy 1h ago I'll never forget an ex- colleague's unexpected departure in the worst place that I have ever worked:
  • 15:59PM: "FO this." Walks out at his usual 4pm finishing time and never returns.
  • Top_Wonder6145 • 5h ago Well done
  • patchway247 · 3h ago "If office plants had a union" Why would plants in an office need a union? Are they not getting watered enough or enough natural sunlight?
  • Tbh took me way too long to realize that that's not what they were expressing.
  • Dull_Wrongdoer_... telling with a bit of sophistication. 5h ago
  • EndofGods 5h ago Tell it from the mountain. You have to go live, otherwise it infects my dreams and consumes my thoughts. Office plants do need a union.
  • Exemus 2h ago . Maybe unpopular opinion: I don't want "more fun" at work. I just want a hefty paycheck and people to leave me alone. I'll have fun after work with my actual friends. Thanks.

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